I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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