we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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