There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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