I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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