you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
After last night, I could never be a politician.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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