That's when you crack a 10am beer
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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