The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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