I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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