Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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