Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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