Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have demons in me.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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