Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he shaved USA in his pubs
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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