sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
As shirtless as possible
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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