normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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