He is an equal opportunity slut.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You dont lie about slip and slides
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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