He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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