Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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