There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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