Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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