'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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