watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Can I color on your dick again?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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