im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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