I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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