That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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