The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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