lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
foreskin is a definite game changer
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.