Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(719): View more from Colorado

physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.

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(616): View more from Michigan

it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.

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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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(253): View more from Washington

Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD

(206): View more from Washington

Or, you could have used a condom

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(214): View more from Texas

No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".

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(914): View more from New York

I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset

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(661): View more from California

I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.

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