Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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