And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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