Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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