Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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