Say something about gay babies.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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