Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
