she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
True strength comes from lack of pants
I DEMAND FORESKIN
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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