I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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