I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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