I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
