Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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