I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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