i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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