3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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