Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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