Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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