Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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