week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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