I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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