he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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