I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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