Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Even my vagina gasped.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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