did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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