my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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