who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
