are you so shy because you have an std?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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