THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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