Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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