yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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