I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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