i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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