After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize